Katie is awesome because she makes good burgers and always has beer. She also also has perfect olive skin and likes 8 Mile she's a lesbian.
Carrie is awesome because she hits Katie when Katie hits me. She also invited me to Friends and Family Night at Dick's where I bought a ton a stuff, including a $150 poker table for $35 she's a lesbian.
Jess is awesome because she cracks her neck and back like crazy just like me. She also has a pit bull/lab mix that Chester got to play with today she's a lesbian.
Hmm...I'm starting to notice a pattern.